I spend most of my time looking at the world strangely and then writing jokes about it. Good times. Fortunately, I have a few hobbies, or I may just drown in a pool of sarcastic egomania. I'm no longer in school for anything, which is very strange. Will have to start something soon or my brain may start to panic from the lack of learning. Then I'll start reading James Joyce again and we all know where that leads. “Great preface.” (Points to anyone who can name that reference…) So, I'm going to start a new class soon - am thinking Chinese or piano? I'm starting a French conversation group for all my friends who want to learn, well, French. Oh, and I started training to swim the English Channel. I think the French call it the French Channel? Oh fuck it, The Channel then. Isn't that rad? I love swimming.

In my spare time, I still do Improv, I like searching out new comedy, I play games, I go to the theatre (yes, I know I live in LA - it still counts), I cook, I meditate, I drink an awful lot of tea. I hang out at the beach. I love the ocean. I just discovered choppers and I <3 them. I love music and plunk along on my bass whenever I get a minute. I am still crap, but the important thing is trying. I think.  

For those of you who are new: I'm from the UK, but live in LA, and so am now an outsider in both places. Which is fine with me, because I'm usually busy creating my own world anyway. I'm a former adrenaline junkie who now gets her thrills going on the stage and having people point and laugh at her. I used to work in the film industry and invest in real estate. I had to give them both up for my health… :) I've had more school than can possibly be good for anyone, but still want more. I travel A LOT, for work and play, and wouldn't have it any other way. I'm a vegan and love animals. If you want to know the full story, hit me up. I'm bi and date men and women, preferably at different times. I'm obsessed with British comedy and Asian culture. I want to see the world, climb a mountain, swim with dolphins, write a good book, invent a new pastry. You know, the usual.

I hope I never stop learning. I love trying new things. I love messing with grammar. I like laughing more than almost anything else. I think comedy is healing. I have a manifesto… I've been known to hug trees but black is my favorite color. I am definitely a Pisces.

Stop by some time - chill, have a laugh, have some tea, get a massage. It's good to be in my world.